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Largest Retail Industry: 934thLargest Agricultural Sector: 987thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,388th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Moaning Lisa

Population7.774 billion

CapitalFanny Hill
LeaderMoll Flanders
FaithMeretriciousness

CurrencyVoucher
AnimalLouse

The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moll Flanders with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.774 billion Moaning Lisans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fanny Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moaning Lisan economy, worth a remarkable 1,808 trillion Vouchers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 232,622 Vouchers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,032,907 per year while the poor average 32,662, a ratio of 31.6 to 1.

Judges are all-powerful, large sections of Moaning Lisa have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moaning Lisa's national animal is the Louse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meretriciousness.

Moaning Lisa is ranked 81,534th in the world and 461st in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 593.3061827838 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 934thLargest Agricultural Sector: 987thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,388thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,741stHighest Crime Rates: 1,847thRudest Citizens: 1,880thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,354thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,599thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,141stMost Efficient Economies: 3,634thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,891stFattest Citizens: 4,001stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,149thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,672ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,780thHighest Average Incomes: 6,613thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,463rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,104thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,376thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,775thSmartest Citizens: 9,919thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,961stMost Inclusive: 10,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,087thHighest Food Quality: 11,106thMost Cultured: 13,060thMost Armed: 13,107thHighest Economic Output: 14,182ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,301stTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 16,768thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,936thLargest Governments: 18,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,501stMost Advanced Public Education: 23,210thLargest Black Market: 24,222ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,599thHighest Drug Use: 28,262nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 56th in the regionFattest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 95th in the regionMost Armed: 97th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 121st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 142nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 144th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 155th in the regionLargest Black Market: 155th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 161st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 163rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 175th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 183rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 184th in the regionMost Cultured: 195th in the regionMost Inclusive: 205th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 206th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 214th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 224th in the regionLargest Governments: 244th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 307th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 332nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 364th in the regionLargest Populations: 378th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 406th in the region

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