The Nya of MLGDoggoland is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 18.428 billion MLGDoggolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doggoville. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MLGDoggolandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,351 trillion DoggoCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,894 DoggoCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", many marriages go virtually unconsummated, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDoggoland's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGDoggoland is ranked 13,319^th in the world and 15^th in Horizon for Highest Poor Incomes, with 110,101.77 Standard Monetary Units.