The Republic of Misty Man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.477 billion Misty Manians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Misty Manian economy, worth 449 trillion mists a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 23,067 mists, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misty Man's national animal is the misty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Misty Man is ranked 160,607^th in the world and 1^st in Misty Mountains for Most Primitive, scoring -60 on the Scary Big Number Scale.