The Republic of Miserix is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The democratic, devout population of 10.847 billion Miserixians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Miserixian economy, worth 250 trillion Kanohis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,120 Kanohis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Harry Potter books are banned, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miserix's national animal is the Shadow Leech.

Miserix is ranked 110,044^th in the world and 2,663^rd in The catholic military orders for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.12 on the Bus Surprisal Index.