The Commonwealth of Mint Chip 28 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.072 billion Mint Chip 28ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.

The very strong Mint Chip 28ian economy, worth 126 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 41,126 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,038 per year while the poor average 5,694, a ratio of 32.3 to 1.

The new one krona coin also makes a handy throwing-star, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, war criminals are given full state funerals, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mint Chip 28's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mint Chip 28 is ranked 71,117^th in the world and 3,763^rd in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,909.77 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.