The State of Minoa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.463 billion Minoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Minoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,916 trillion Minoan tala a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,649 Minoan tala, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime is totally unknown. Minoa's national animal is the little owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Minoa is ranked 255,433^rd in the world and 7^th in Minoa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.