The Teeny Tiny Fat Dictator of Mini General TM is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The lil fat dumpling Mini General🥟 with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.471 billion Lil chubby bois are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiny Couch 🛋️. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dumpling 🥟 economy, worth 582 trillion Delicious food 🍱s a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 106,417 Delicious food 🍱s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 641,384 per year while the poor average 7,941, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

The teaching of evolution has been banned, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mini General TM's national animal is the Fried Chicken 🍗, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eating too much 🍲.

Mini General TM is ranked 46,325^th in the world and 16^th in Shin Godzilla for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,007.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.