The Federation of MinaFederal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.255 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,911 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 256,435 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, hazmat suits are a common MinaFederalian garb, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 290,407^th in the world and 6,327^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -36.35 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.