|Leader||President Victor Joseph Filart Mina|
The Federation of MinaFederal is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.073 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth 632 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 155,253 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, President Victor Joseph Filart Mina goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : MinaFederal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Civil Defence Siren".
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
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