The Matriarchy of Millstone is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 960 million Millstoneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.1%.

The Millstonean economy, worth 47.1 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,095 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Millstone's national animal is the fox.

Millstone is ranked 229,080^th in the world and 5^th in Connecticut for Safest, scoring 44.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.