The Holy Empire of Miisha is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 10 million Miishans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The Miishan economy, worth 553 billion Cowry shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 55,378 Cowry shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

High-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, colonial subjects have Miishan culture shoved down their throats, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Miisha to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Miisha's national animal is the Gorilla.

Miisha is ranked 188,141^st in the world and 535^th in Horizon for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 620.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.