The Democratic Republic of Mighty Dogeland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mighty Doge Leader The Hon R E Backerson with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 6.264 billion Mighty Dogeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shibea. The average income tax rate is 17.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mighty Dogean economy, worth 324 trillion dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,734 dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mighty Dogeland's national animal is the red hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Dogeism.

Mighty Dogeland is ranked 123,117^th in the world and 5,907^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.4 law-abiding acts per hour.