The State of Mesurier is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.728 billion Mesurierians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Mesurierian economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 33,410 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,150 per year while the poor average 1,795, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Mesurier has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mesurier's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mesurier is ranked 122,257^th in the world and 1^st in Mesurier for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.