Population | 11.956 billion |
Capital | Milan |
Leader | Caezari Rose I |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Hare Imperitus |
Animal | Eturian Wolf |
The United Empire of Eritei is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caezari Rose I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.956 billion Eriteians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milan. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Eriteian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion Hare Imperituses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,210 Hare Imperituses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eritei's national animal is the Eturian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Eritei is ranked 280,005th in the world and 1,335th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.29 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eritei was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Inclusive.
- : Eritei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : Eritei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Social Democracy of Kebabian States.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Parsininsa.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Faack.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Medjimurje.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 87 » Trixeland, Irminsulia, Invernessia, Slavatania, Rary, Yahlia, Wombelland, Elisabethshagen, Raghallaigh, Northern German Federation, Thracia Republic, Lorissa, The Champions League, Ausvelt, Nardin, Walfo, Scytharum, Meropis, Seristria, UGBK, Great Clucky, Leistrona, Castlenburg, New Eestiball, North of Americas, Pilipinas and Malaya, Ottterland, Iceagea, St Scarlett, Someseni, Armbruster, Ikarus, Zaznia, Jim the Baptist, Agatep, Bastile, An Clar, Stumphosse Res, Dark Matter, Mally Piznoopia, Imperium Anglorum, Saarenmaa, Gliesetonia, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Regnum Italiae, Nordivia, Calicov, Ortigia, and 37 others.Salwonia, Foudina, Makykay, Elestansa, Northern Socialist States, Leranditale, Skalliad, Orsik, Karnea, Greater Bahland, Robbonia, Istastioner, Basque Dominion, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, The Oriental Empire, Narmocrana, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Thracia and Crimea, Kkorea, Kronverg, Cambany, Agausia, Woodlands, Scutarie, Chronus, Faack, CSB SA Union, Parsininsa, Kebabian States, and Kalebo.