The Dragoons Forever of Memester is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by A Tomato with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.702 billion Memesterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Memesterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,739 trillion Memesterian Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 148,643 Memesterian Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Memesterian can expect a strongly worded letter, the public are enjoying a royal flush of tax cuts, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime is totally unknown. Memester's national animal is the Combat Maids, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rumble Tumble Game.

Memester is ranked 6,240^th in the world and 263^rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 93.37 on the Human Development Index.