The MCSB eilte team of MCSB-009 Zetas is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.587 billion MCSB-009 Zetasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Public Transport aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.9%.

The all-consuming MCSB-009 Zetasian economy, worth 730 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,936 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,282 per year while the poor average 30,355, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The entire entry for MCSB-009 Zetas in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MCSB-009 Zetas's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MCSB-009 Zetas is ranked 279,083^rd in the world and 135^th in Philippines for Safest, scoring 5.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.