The Queendom of Maximlumd is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Maxima Polyvolo with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.8 billion Maximpard are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protarchipolis. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Polyvolian economy, worth 364 trillion Kaztens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,856 Kaztens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains Kaztens, Maximpard seem to be catching more chills, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Maximlumd's national animal is the Brass-fingered Gibbon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Polyvolian Jihadism.

Maximlumd is ranked 241,550^th in the world and 12,968^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.