The City State of Marmiedon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marmaduke with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.757 billion Marmiedonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marmietown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Marmiedonian economy, worth an astonishing 15,741 trillion Crypto-donuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 351,711 Crypto-donuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marmiedon's national animal is the great cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Felineism.

Marmiedon is ranked 325,877^th in the world and 4,627^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.24 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.