Population | 41.241 billion |
Capital | Marmietown |
Leader | Marmaduke |
Faith | Felineism |
Currency | Crypto-donuts |
Animal | great cat |
The City State of Marmiedon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Marmaduke with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 41.241 billion Marmiedonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marmietown. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Marmiedonian economy, worth an astonishing 18,418 trillion Crypto-donuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 446,612 Crypto-donuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Marmaduke's bedroom, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Marmietown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marmiedon's national animal is the great cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felineism.
Marmiedon is ranked 340,285th in the world and 5,940th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -14.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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Marmiedon, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Marmietown.
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Marmiedon, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
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Marmiedon, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
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Marmiedon, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Marmaduke's bedroom.
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Marmiedon, war vets look after war animals.
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Marmiedon, museums offer moralization or your money back.
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Marmiedon, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
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Marmiedon, short is not always sweet.
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Marmiedon, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
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Marmiedon, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.