Population | 39.355 billion |
Capital | Marmietown |
Leader | Marmaduke |
Faith | Felineism |
Currency | Crypto-donuts |
Animal | great cat |
The City State of Marmiedon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marmaduke with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 39.355 billion Marmiedonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marmietown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Marmiedonian economy, worth an astonishing 14,870 trillion Crypto-donuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 377,853 Crypto-donuts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,147,279 per year while the poor average 96,708, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.
You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marmiedon's national animal is the great cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felineism.
Marmiedon is ranked 6,163rd in the world and 286th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 150 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
- : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
- : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
- : Marmiedon was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".