The Protectorate of Marilyn Monroe Mishaps is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 25.697 billion Marilyn Monroe Mishapsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although International Aid, Welfare, and Education are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.0%.

The strong Marilyn Monroe Mishapsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion skirts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,527 skirts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,334 per year while the poor average 2,231, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Marilyn Monroe Mishaps's national animal is the hamster.

Marilyn Monroe Mishaps is ranked 225,671^st in the world and 10,090^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.