Population | 11.428 billion |
Capital | Coruscant |
Leader | Luke |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | credit |
Animal | wookie |
The Emperor's Hand of Mara Jade-Skywalker is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Luke with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, remarkably easy parental licensing program, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.428 billion Mara Jade-Skywalkerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Mara Jade-Skywalkerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,425 trillion credits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 299,749 credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Nations that kill a Mara Jade-Skywalkerian can expect a strongly worded letter, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mara Jade-Skywalker's national animal is the wookie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.
Mara Jade-Skywalker is ranked 315,374th in the world and 5,092nd in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -13.49 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, nations that kill a Mara Jade-Skywalkerian can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, many believe that the only good wookie is a dead wookie.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, the most ambitious parents buy a dozen lottery scratch-cards each week for their kids.