Population | 10.157 billion |
Capital | Coruscant |
Leader | Luke |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | credit |
Animal | wookie |
The Emperor's Hand of Mara Jade-Skywalker is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Luke with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.157 billion Mara Jade-Skywalkerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Mara Jade-Skywalkerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,986 trillion credits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Gambling, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 294,079 credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
A crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, postcards from Mara Jade-Skywalkerian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mara Jade-Skywalker's national animal is the wookie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.
Mara Jade-Skywalker is ranked 288,550th in the world and 5,087th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.66 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet.
- : Mara Jade-Skywalker was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, postcards from Mara Jade-Skywalkerian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, homophobia is off the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, tens of thousands of Mara Jade-Skywalkerians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob.
- : Following new legislation in Mara Jade-Skywalker, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
- : Mara Jade-Skywalker was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".