The Republic of Malays unity is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 50 million Malays unityians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Malays unityian economy, worth 2.35 trillion Kupangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is 46,911 Kupangs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,347 per year while the poor average 2,940, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Malays unity's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Malays unity is ranked 234,432^nd in the world and 275^th in Edoca for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.