The District of Makabansa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.52 billion Makabansans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Makabansan economy, worth a remarkable 1,111 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 37,645 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,940 per year while the poor average 2,022, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Makabansa has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Makabansa in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Makabansa's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Makabansa is ranked 293,698^th in the world and 2^nd in The Philippines for Most Developed, scoring 50.52 on the Human Development Index.