The Democratic Republic of Maestros haven is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.313 billion Maestros havenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maestros havenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,824 trillion Nairas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,940 Nairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emojis are the soul of wit, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname. Crime is totally unknown. Maestros haven's national animal is the Flying Big Black Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Maestros haven is ranked 5,233^rd in the world and 229^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 203.88 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.