The United States of Maeglir is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning giraffe population. The hard-working population of 3.671 billion Maeglirians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.8%.

The strong Maeglirian economy, worth 189 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,728 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Maeglir's national animal is the giraffe.

Maeglir is ranked 162,580^th in the world and 14^th in The Azure Archipelago for Largest Populations, with 3.67 billion capita.