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Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th
The Grotesque Playground of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mackintosh

Population38.772 billion

CapitalCapital Wasteland
LeaderMagnificent Bastard
FaithRoman Catholic

Currencymanagerial prerogative
Animalworker

The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Magnificent Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.772 billion Mackintoshians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Wasteland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mackintoshian economy, worth an astonishing 29,836 trillion managerial prerogatives a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 769,530 managerial prerogatives, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,931,186 per year while the poor average 49,004, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mackintosh's national animal is the worker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Mackintosh is ranked 238,130th in the world and 70th in Wysteria for Most Pacifist, with 1.31 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 25thHighest Economic Output: 26thLargest Retail Industry: 32ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 45thLargest Mining Sector: 47thMost Avoided: 47thLargest Insurance Industry: 50thHighest Average Incomes: 51stMost Scientifically Advanced: 52ndFattest Citizens: 57thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58thMost Efficient Economies: 59thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 67thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 78thLargest Gambling Industry: 85thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 100thLargest Agricultural Sector: 108thMost Corrupt Governments: 121stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 123rdLargest Populations: 185thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 448thRudest Citizens: 659thSmartest Citizens: 674thLargest Publishing Industry: 682ndMost Stationary: 816thMost Devout: 1,496thLargest Governments: 2,171stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,246thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,405thLowest Crime Rates: 2,512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,513thLargest Black Market: 2,733rdMost Armed: 3,646thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,182ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,929thMost Influential: 6,269thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,739thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,309thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,508thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,265thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,092nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Mackintosh lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.

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