The Dictatorial Autocracy of Lunitarian is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Minister John Reichinburg ll with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.134 billion Lunitarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pumalar City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunitarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,119 trillion Lunipars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 260,524 Lunipars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), the Puma stadiums are open 24/7, rare steaks seem even bluer now, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunitarian's national animal is the Puma, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Moon Puma.

Lunitarian is ranked 7,565^th in the world and 8^th in Saint Osmund for Most Cultured, scoring 129 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.