The Jingoistic States of Lucky Me is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 4.109 billion Lucky Means are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Lucky Mean economy, worth 150 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,539 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucky Me's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lucky Me is ranked 162,389^th in the world and 8^th in Mie for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 346.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.