The Holy Gold of Luadastmaa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Veikko Alaja with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.571 billion Luadastmaas love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syväihmetys. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Luadastmaa economy, worth 478 trillion Brians a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 104,687 Brians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veikko Alaja's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, Veikko Alaja is famed for giving great back rubs, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luadastmaa's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Luadastmaa is ranked 320,889^th in the world and 284^th in Forest for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -286.77 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.