The Italian Kingdom of Loodmud is a massive, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.131 billion Loodmudians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loodimud. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The Loodmudian economy, worth 58.4 trillion Loodmudslavic Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 51,665 Loodmudslavic Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Loodmud's national animal is the Loodmudslavic Eagle.

Loodmud is ranked 295,681^st in the world and 19^th in The Belkans for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.