The Democratic States of LongLivedKing is a massive, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.362 billion LongLivedKingians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming LongLivedKingian economy, worth 116 trillion snails a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,511 snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LongLivedKing's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LongLivedKing is ranked 247,703^rd in the world and 141^st in Sun Tzu the Art of War for Safest, scoring 31.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.