The People's Republic of Long Duk Dong Squadron is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Donger with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.252 billion Long Duk Dongers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Worker's Paradise. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Long Duk Dong Squadronian economy, worth 563 trillion Stroodles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 90,087 Stroodles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, scientific ethics are on the chopping block, water fights now end with thousands dead, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Long Duk Dong Squadron's national animal is the Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Long Duk Dong Squadron is ranked 20,617^th in the world and 326^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,284.64 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.