The Empire of Lollidemaa is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.129 billion Lollidemaans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.6%.

The strong Lollidemaan economy, worth 487 trillion Eesti Kroons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 68,329 Eesti Kroons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lollidemaa's national animal is the Hunt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lollidemaa is ranked 95,484^th in the world and 1^st in New Estonia Anti Communist Bloc for Most Developed, scoring 62.58 on the Human Development Index.