The Empire of Logstren is a mid-sized, genial nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 85 million Logstrenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Logstrenian economy, worth 5.92 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,592 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, not even adulthood can save you from truant officers, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Logstren's national animal is the bee.

Logstren is ranked 119,722^nd in the world and 1,322^nd in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.22 law-abiding acts per hour.