The Tired Individual of Evinea is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Aziz Traore with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.652 billion Evineans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacragos. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,464 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,171 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Evinea' is a smash hit, and oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the Evinean cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Evinea is ranked 269,161^st in the world and 5,038^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.