The Socialist Lithuanian State of Lithuanian Workers Republic is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.063 billion Lithuanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilnius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Lithuanian economy, worth 354 trillion litas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 69,940 litas, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Lithuanian Workers Republic has designated Vilnius as its capital city. Crime is well under control. Lithuanian Workers Republic's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lithuanian Workers Republic is ranked 182,277^th in the world and 14^th in Corvinian Conlang Union for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.