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Most Primitive: 1,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,877thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,271st
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Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Vassal
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Lipnitia2

Population15.758 billion

CapitalKrasnograd
LeaderPresident Vladimir Kozlovski
FaithLipnitian Orthodoxy

CurrencyLipnitian mzda
Animalbear

The Republic of Lipnitia2 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Vladimir Kozlovski with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.758 billion Lipnitians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnograd. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lipnitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,470 trillion Lipnitian mzdas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,768 Lipnitian mzdas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lipnitia2's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lipnitian Orthodoxy.

Lipnitia2 is ranked 191,384th in the world and 11th in Slavia for Most Stationary, with 59.36969811448 days.

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Most Primitive: 1,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,877thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,271stMost Devout: 2,376thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,481stTop
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Most Armed: 3,336thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,735thLargest Black Market: 4,530thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,713thMost Patriotic: 6,028thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,986thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,662ndHighest Economic Output: 9,353rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,631stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,261stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,278thLargest Governments: 11,995thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,020thLowest Crime Rates: 12,089thBest Weather: 14,281stTop
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Most Cultured: 15,914thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,096thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,054thHighest Average Incomes: 19,794thMost Developed: 20,034thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,037thMost Authoritarian: 22,396thLargest Populations: 24,600thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,753rd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lipnitia2 lodged a message on the Slavia Regional Message Board.
  • : Lipnitia2 lodged a message on the Slavia Regional Message Board.
  • : Lipnitia2's influence in Slavia rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Lipnitia2's influence in Slavia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Lipnitia2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
  • : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.

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