Population | 15.758 billion |
Capital | Krasnograd |
Leader | President Vladimir Kozlovski |
Faith | Lipnitian Orthodoxy |
Currency | Lipnitian mzda |
Animal | bear |
The Republic of Lipnitia2 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Vladimir Kozlovski with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.758 billion Lipnitians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnograd. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lipnitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,470 trillion Lipnitian mzdas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,768 Lipnitian mzdas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lipnitia2's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lipnitian Orthodoxy.
Lipnitia2 is ranked 191,384th in the world and 11th in Slavia for Most Stationary, with 59.36969811448 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lipnitia2 lodged a message on the Slavia Regional Message Board.
- : Lipnitia2 lodged a message on the Slavia Regional Message Board.
- : Lipnitia2's influence in Slavia rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Lipnitia2's influence in Slavia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Lipnitia2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.