The Imperial Consortium of Like Murica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Joseph Robinette Biden with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.189 billion Muricans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Like Murican economy, worth a remarkable 7,115 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 501,451 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,635,268 per year while the poor average 5,300, a ratio of 874 to 1.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and government debts are financed through alchemy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Like Murica's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Like Murica is ranked 294,004^th in the world and 6,429^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.63 law-abiding acts per hour.