The Federated Councils of Lex Caledonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moira Ness with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.771 billion Lexiduns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camelon. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lex Caledonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,563 trillion Merks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 189,837 Merks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, all recreational drugs are legal, and hospitals in Lex Caledonia are too busy serving the needs of The Confederacy of Free Nations to see Lexiduns. Crime is totally unknown. Lex Caledonia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lex Caledonia is ranked 7,899^th in the world and 10^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.82 law-abiding acts per hour.