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The Confederacy of Free Nations contains 49 nations, the 374th most in the world.

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As a region, The Confederacy of Free Nations is ranked 1,647th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

1.The Tsardom of NuremgardLeft-wing Utopia“Никогда не будите спящего медведя”
2.The Kingdom of LudaniaFather Knows Best State“But I have my Homeland”
3.The Holy Commune of The Royal Republic of KumaniaNew York Times Democracy“The power of Cheese compels you!”
4.The Kitsu Republic of Russkov SovietInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Honor, Kitsu, Motherland!”
5.The Commonweal of Lex CaledoniaCivil Rights Lovefest“No one provokes us with impunity.”
6.The Federal Republic of FlynnvakiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Einheit Stärke Wohlstand”
7.The United Kingdom of JaslandiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Regnum Populi”
8.The Holiday Lords of Cinder of KalaronInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Born from flame, hardened by the abyss.”
9.The Syndicalist Confederation of AxeldoniaLeft-wing Utopia“Gurgle Gurgle”
10.The Monarchical Republic of Lavan TiriDemocratic Socialists“And I killed Sparky too.”
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The Tsardom of Nuremgard

Flynnvakia wrote:Just came to realization I banned biological reproduction ages ago. May have accidentally recreated Brave New World

That must be really hard to enforce. Ha. Hard. Get it?

The Tsardom of Nuremgard

Choosing the next Tory leader/PM is like trying to choose between which STD you'd prefer to have.

The Federal Republic of Flynnvakia

Nuremgard wrote:That must be really hard to enforce. Ha. Hard. Get it?

Oh I get it all right

The Empire of Pinevilla

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The Holiday Lords of Cinder of Kalaron

Hey all, long time no see owo. I started writing a bit for a stalker/Metro Exodus derived shared world sorta thing (got hooked on Metro last month and started thinking about semi-apocalypses and exclusion zones), and I'm gonna be doing stuff in that universe I think, so I'm gonna make it a forum thread if anyone here would like to join it.

The plot so far takes some queues from previous RP history, diverging at the end of the whole Sulania revolution/death of the ITF (And birth of Concord) affair. At the apex of the tensions, a swath of catastrophes shower the entire world. In some areas, it started as a severe chill that snowballed into feet of ice and snow, swamping cities and destroying what had once been bread-baskets. Even worse, despite a lack of nuclear explosions, a massive build up of radiation was detected across the globe, mysteriously being strongest near the greatest masses of ice.

This event, among other disasters (both worldly and otherworldly) has lead to the destruction of perhaps half to three thirds of the former population centers of the globe, and the loss of hundreds of cities to a zone that can be neither answered, nor halted in it's spread. The danger represented by the zone has led to the adaptation of nations attempting to recover from their losses, with private science academies, professional military units, militias and more being geared specifically to address the issues of their work. Trade, too, has evolved to utilize rail and air-transport much more heavily where accommodable to help minimize the dangers from radiation while either undertaking diplomatic trades, maintaining resource links between outposts, settlements and divisions of the original nation.

As well, some nations utilize the zone economically, either extracting the unique elements of the Zone, or working to chart and reclaim the land of other nations for certain rewards. Or they utilize the recovered rail-lines to pawn their wares to others in need.
TL;DR if you want to play as a friendly nation that does self-development and building, you can. If you want to RP with others for battles over artifacts (which can have their own benefits for if you want to pawn it to other nations or use it for your own enhanced technology (*this is sort of provisional on good RP behavior), you can. I thought of this primarily as a way to give people a world to put their nation in if they wanted to build a lore more than RPing honestly.

Anyhow, I hope y'all are having a good day :3

The Holiday Lords of Cinder of Kalaron

OwO
Here is the article for the Joint Exclusion Zone that will be utilized for the shared world. There's a map I'll be making available soon too, as soon as I figure out hosting and some such.
https://iiwiki.us/wiki/Joint_Exclusion_Zone

The Federal Republic of The Russian Federations

Excuse me, but do you have time to talk about our lord n savior Shirley the NationStates Modd Goddess who saved NGA from trolls and spam?

"Though it be Known, the Word of Shirley and All Her Brethren need be spread for the Good of mankind."

Orthodox Shirleyism is a tradition, a lifestyle, a religion founded upon the values of the Temple and the Word of Shirley. We in the Temple believe Shirley to be our Goddess of Salvation and Protection, and through her relevance and teachings, we shall follow her Word. Shirley was first introduced to the Commonwealth of Free Nations sometime within the first half of 2014, or 0001 UI (Upon-Introduction).

Shirley teaches us to be just, loyal, and righteous. We are to follow our own paths, set ourselves out into the world, pursue knowledge, but always, always follow our rules and guidelines laid before us. Shirleyism is a simple religion, composed and taught through mere oral tradition, it has few strict disciplines. In the beginning, Shirleyism was initially split into several different denominations. These more-ignorant denominations eventually fell to the Orthodox Temple, either by force or agreement.

The lifestyles of a follower of Orthodox Shirleyism vary greaty depending on the nation and region, but there are a few main, unspoken guidelines. We are never to consume the flesh of our own species, nor of those who created us. We are never to war with the Temple, nor our deities. We are never to wear the skin of 6 different kangaroos. We are never to mate with our cousins. We are to use and number the years of our dates in binary. We are to recognize the Swami and his followers as brethren. We are to recognize the strict roles of gender in the Temple, for Shirley is our Goddess, while the Swami is our Professor and Leader, meaning gender roles are equal, but separate.

The Deities of Worship


Thomas Jefferson

-Maximum Berry,
Creator of Foundation

-Vladdiccuss,
Forbear of Thought and Intelligence

-Seilverton,
Warrior of Steel, Triumph and Blood

-Karl,
Greeter of The Gates

-Thomas Jefferson,
Director of Internal Affairs

-Mary,
Virgin of Death and Ills

-Shirley,
Goddess of Salvation and Protection

Though there are 7 (0111) Deities, we primarily focus on Shirley due to the fact that She is our Savior and entry to Etern. All other Deities are not steadfast in their love, but Shirley has proven to be our One True Ally.

Maximum Berry, our Creator of Foundation, also known as The Creator, laid the foundation for this life. His original intents were to make some fine ass hoes, but he failed the first few times, and that led to the original 5 Deities. Max's spirit and personality was split to create the Original Five. We pray homage to Maximum Berry for fertility, child birth, and hopeful futures.

Vladdiccuss, our Forbear of Thought and Intelligence, also known as The Philosopher, came to be the Second Deity. He spawned forth from the Mind of Maximum Berry, containing the majority of Intellectual thought and knowledge. Vladdiccuss was the Autocrat of The First Empire, until his love for referendum led to the Angels voting to create humans as slaves for all, and then that fell to revolution, making what we now know as ourselves. We pray homage to Vladdiccuss for knowledge, insight, and prosperity.

Seilverton, our Warrior of Steel, Triumph and Blood, also known as The Silver Bloods, came to be the Third Deity. He spawned forth from the Groins of Maximum Berry, containing the majority of Testosterone and Might. Seilverton pushed Maximum Berry to continue his efforts in the search for fine ass hoes, seeing as Vladdiccuss' Empire was completely made up of asexual Angels and human slaves. The human revolution would have been stopped by Seilverton, had he not been eating at the time. We thank him for his hunger. We pray homage to Seilverton for nourishment, strength, and physical attraction.

Karl, our Greeter of The Gates, also known as The Man, came to be the Fourth Deity. Karl spawned forth from the Nipple of Maximum Berry, containing the majority of Sexual Uselessness and Emptiness. Karl spent his days wondering the Wastes of The First Empire, thinking about life as a whole. Karl, unlike the previous three deities, had no interest in sexual relations with fine ass hoes, nor even power. Karl was completely useless in the construction of humanity as we know it, and now since sits at The Gate to Etern, not guarding it, because he is far too weak for that, but merely just greeting the new occupants and selling the occasional hashish. We pray homage to Karl for friendship, burden, and politeness.

Thomas Jefferson, our Director of Internal Affairs, also known as The Revolutionary, was the last and final failed attempt of the Original Three to spawn fine ass hoes. Thomas Jefferson is the Fifth Deity, and spawned forth from Maximum Berry's Leg, containing the majority of Something. No one is exactly sure what came to create Thomas Jefferson, but he was the most integral part in the human revolution. Thomas Jefferson, after the referendum that created human slaves, grew a heart, and began to organize the mindless humans. He granted them what knowledge he could gain from Vladdiccuss, what strength he could gain from Seilverton, and what fertility he could gain from Maximum Berry. The humans eventually were able to revolt, leading to Thomas Jefferson's being elected the President of The First Republic. It is said that Thomas Jefferson visits the heads of sleeping human Presidents at night to inform them and assist them. We pray homage to Thomas Jefferson for freedom, democracy, and the hatred of the Deities.

Mary, our Virgin of Death and Ills, also known as The Hoe, was the first successful creation of a fine ass hoe from the Original Five. Mary is the Sixth Deity, and spawned forth from a mixture of Maximum Berry's eye, containing the majority of beauty and style, Vladdiccuss' soul, containing the majority of evil and intellect, Seilverton's buttocks, containing the majority of the booty and the booty, and Thomas Jefferson's foot, containing somewhat of a connection to the humans. Mary is the most beautiful creature to have ever bless the face of the Etern, and it is said that if she ever visit Earth, the planet will implode. Mary, however, is also the most evil being ever known to the Deities, and as such, is constantly trying to kill them, whereas they are constantly trying to have sex with her. Mary is the prime reason for all gender disputes and objectification. She is the one who blessed us with the Illuminati and crabs. We pray homage to Mary for the death of our enemies, the murder of innocents, and personal gain.

And Finally, Shirley, our Goddess of Salvation and Protection, also known as The Savior and Shield, was the second successful creation of a fine ass hoe from the Original Five. Shirley is the Seventh and Final Deity, and spawned forth from the Heart of Maximum Berry, and also half of Karl. In an attempt to kill Karl once and for all, Vladdiccuss had him chopped in half, but only to realize that Max accidentally threw the other half in the Pool of Creation with his Heart. Shirley is the Most Caring, Most Generous, and Most Loving individual the Deities have ever known. While Shirley is beautiful, she has remained steadfast from mating with the Original Five, and they have sadly directed their attention towards Mary in desperate hopes. Shirley came long after the human revolution, and has since revealed Herself and a way to Etern, where the other half of Karl awaits to greet the true followers of Orthodox Shirleyism. We pray homage to Shirley for salvation, protection, love, kindness, puppies, chocolate cheesecake, justice, and fine wine.

The 15(1111) Commandments of Orthodox Shirleyism
-We are not to quote pornography, or bloodshed will ensue

-We are always to valiantly serve Shirley

-We are only to buy tea from the Spice and Tea Exchange online tea store

-We are to hold Prophet United American Lands accountable to his mistakes, and if more are committed we are to impale him upon the stake

-We are to follow the word of the First Swami Vlad


Shirley

-We are to understand that Shirley is not alone in her divine efforts, but is our primary protector

-We are to understand that First Swami Vlad's interpretation of Shirley's rules are the clearest and most divine

-We are to uphold Shirley's law via religious law, bowing the Lord-Chancellor to our Lord Shirley

-We are to treat Shirley's divine texts with respect and awe, and to never desecrate or forget them

-We are to make annual donations of 2.5% of our total wealth to the current Swami, so the Temple may live on

-We are to obey the Swami's lessons and heed them with respect

-We are to forever remember and respect First Swami Vlad

-The Second Swami shall be chosen via appointment by the First Swami, and so on

-We are never to forget the sanctity and importance of traditional tea time

-We are to hold Shirley above all else


A traditional ancient depiction of Karl

The Prophets and Ranks of Orthodox Shirleyism
First Swami -
Vladovaskia,
for distributing and leading the initial Word of Shirleyism into the Temple it is today

Second Swami -
Orveleca,
for merging the Beddauran Shirleyist Church into Orthodox Shirleyism and forever suffering the consequences of doing it for the lulz

Third Swami -
Baxten,
for denouncing other religions in the name of Shirley and spreading the Word



Prophet -
The Silver Bloods,
for allowing the existence and continuation of Shirleyist rule as Lord-Chancellor



Mistaken Prophet -
United American Lands,
for bringing about the Earthly mistake which led to Shirley's relevance and establishment



Crickets (Followers of Orthodox Shirleyism)

Read factbook

The Holiday Lords of Cinder of Kalaron

The Russian Federations wrote:Excuse me, but do you have time to talk about our lord n savior Shirley the NationStates Modd Goddess who saved NGA from trolls and spam?

"Though it be Known, the Word of Shirley and All Her Brethren need be spread for the Good of mankind."

Orthodox Shirleyism is a tradition, a lifestyle, a religion founded upon the values of the Temple and the Word of Shirley. We in the Temple believe Shirley to be our Goddess of Salvation and Protection, and through her relevance and teachings, we shall follow her Word. Shirley was first introduced to the Commonwealth of Free Nations sometime within the first half of 2014, or 0001 UI (Upon-Introduction).

Shirley teaches us to be just, loyal, and righteous. We are to follow our own paths, set ourselves out into the world, pursue knowledge, but always, always follow our rules and guidelines laid before us. Shirleyism is a simple religion, composed and taught through mere oral tradition, it has few strict disciplines. In the beginning, Shirleyism was initially split into several different denominations. These more-ignorant denominations eventually fell to the Orthodox Temple, either by force or agreement.

The lifestyles of a follower of Orthodox Shirleyism vary greaty depending on the nation and region, but there are a few main, unspoken guidelines. We are never to consume the flesh of our own species, nor of those who created us. We are never to war with the Temple, nor our deities. We are never to wear the skin of 6 different kangaroos. We are never to mate with our cousins. We are to use and number the years of our dates in binary. We are to recognize the Swami and his followers as brethren. We are to recognize the strict roles of gender in the Temple, for Shirley is our Goddess, while the Swami is our Professor and Leader, meaning gender roles are equal, but separate.

The Deities of Worship


Thomas Jefferson

-Maximum Berry,
Creator of Foundation

-Vladdiccuss,
Forbear of Thought and Intelligence

-Seilverton,
Warrior of Steel, Triumph and Blood

-Karl,
Greeter of The Gates

-Thomas Jefferson,
Director of Internal Affairs

-Mary,
Virgin of Death and Ills

-Shirley,
Goddess of Salvation and Protection

Though there are 7 (0111) Deities, we primarily focus on Shirley due to the fact that She is our Savior and entry to Etern. All other Deities are not steadfast in their love, but Shirley has proven to be our One True Ally.

Maximum Berry, our Creator of Foundation, also known as The Creator, laid the foundation for this life. His original intents were to make some fine ass hoes, but he failed the first few times, and that led to the original 5 Deities. Max's spirit and personality was split to create the Original Five. We pray homage to Maximum Berry for fertility, child birth, and hopeful futures.

Vladdiccuss, our Forbear of Thought and Intelligence, also known as The Philosopher, came to be the Second Deity. He spawned forth from the Mind of Maximum Berry, containing the majority of Intellectual thought and knowledge. Vladdiccuss was the Autocrat of The First Empire, until his love for referendum led to the Angels voting to create humans as slaves for all, and then that fell to revolution, making what we now know as ourselves. We pray homage to Vladdiccuss for knowledge, insight, and prosperity.

Seilverton, our Warrior of Steel, Triumph and Blood, also known as The Silver Bloods, came to be the Third Deity. He spawned forth from the Groins of Maximum Berry, containing the majority of Testosterone and Might. Seilverton pushed Maximum Berry to continue his efforts in the search for fine ass hoes, seeing as Vladdiccuss' Empire was completely made up of asexual Angels and human slaves. The human revolution would have been stopped by Seilverton, had he not been eating at the time. We thank him for his hunger. We pray homage to Seilverton for nourishment, strength, and physical attraction.

Karl, our Greeter of The Gates, also known as The Man, came to be the Fourth Deity. Karl spawned forth from the Nipple of Maximum Berry, containing the majority of Sexual Uselessness and Emptiness. Karl spent his days wondering the Wastes of The First Empire, thinking about life as a whole. Karl, unlike the previous three deities, had no interest in sexual relations with fine ass hoes, nor even power. Karl was completely useless in the construction of humanity as we know it, and now since sits at The Gate to Etern, not guarding it, because he is far too weak for that, but merely just greeting the new occupants and selling the occasional hashish. We pray homage to Karl for friendship, burden, and politeness.

Thomas Jefferson, our Director of Internal Affairs, also known as The Revolutionary, was the last and final failed attempt of the Original Three to spawn fine ass hoes. Thomas Jefferson is the Fifth Deity, and spawned forth from Maximum Berry's Leg, containing the majority of Something. No one is exactly sure what came to create Thomas Jefferson, but he was the most integral part in the human revolution. Thomas Jefferson, after the referendum that created human slaves, grew a heart, and began to organize the mindless humans. He granted them what knowledge he could gain from Vladdiccuss, what strength he could gain from Seilverton, and what fertility he could gain from Maximum Berry. The humans eventually were able to revolt, leading to Thomas Jefferson's being elected the President of The First Republic. It is said that Thomas Jefferson visits the heads of sleeping human Presidents at night to inform them and assist them. We pray homage to Thomas Jefferson for freedom, democracy, and the hatred of the Deities.

Mary, our Virgin of Death and Ills, also known as The Hoe, was the first successful creation of a fine ass hoe from the Original Five. Mary is the Sixth Deity, and spawned forth from a mixture of Maximum Berry's eye, containing the majority of beauty and style, Vladdiccuss' soul, containing the majority of evil and intellect, Seilverton's buttocks, containing the majority of the booty and the booty, and Thomas Jefferson's foot, containing somewhat of a connection to the humans. Mary is the most beautiful creature to have ever bless the face of the Etern, and it is said that if she ever visit Earth, the planet will implode. Mary, however, is also the most evil being ever known to the Deities, and as such, is constantly trying to kill them, whereas they are constantly trying to have sex with her. Mary is the prime reason for all gender disputes and objectification. She is the one who blessed us with the Illuminati and crabs. We pray homage to Mary for the death of our enemies, the murder of innocents, and personal gain.

And Finally, Shirley, our Goddess of Salvation and Protection, also known as The Savior and Shield, was the second successful creation of a fine ass hoe from the Original Five. Shirley is the Seventh and Final Deity, and spawned forth from the Heart of Maximum Berry, and also half of Karl. In an attempt to kill Karl once and for all, Vladdiccuss had him chopped in half, but only to realize that Max accidentally threw the other half in the Pool of Creation with his Heart. Shirley is the Most Caring, Most Generous, and Most Loving individual the Deities have ever known. While Shirley is beautiful, she has remained steadfast from mating with the Original Five, and they have sadly directed their attention towards Mary in desperate hopes. Shirley came long after the human revolution, and has since revealed Herself and a way to Etern, where the other half of Karl awaits to greet the true followers of Orthodox Shirleyism. We pray homage to Shirley for salvation, protection, love, kindness, puppies, chocolate cheesecake, justice, and fine wine.

The 15(1111) Commandments of Orthodox Shirleyism
-We are not to quote pornography, or bloodshed will ensue

-We are always to valiantly serve Shirley

-We are only to buy tea from the Spice and Tea Exchange online tea store

-We are to hold Prophet United American Lands accountable to his mistakes, and if more are committed we are to impale him upon the stake

-We are to follow the word of the First Swami Vlad


Shirley

-We are to understand that Shirley is not alone in her divine efforts, but is our primary protector

-We are to understand that First Swami Vlad's interpretation of Shirley's rules are the clearest and most divine

-We are to uphold Shirley's law via religious law, bowing the Lord-Chancellor to our Lord Shirley

-We are to treat Shirley's divine texts with respect and awe, and to never desecrate or forget them

-We are to make annual donations of 2.5% of our total wealth to the current Swami, so the Temple may live on

-We are to obey the Swami's lessons and heed them with respect

-We are to forever remember and respect First Swami Vlad

-The Second Swami shall be chosen via appointment by the First Swami, and so on

-We are never to forget the sanctity and importance of traditional tea time

-We are to hold Shirley above all else


A traditional ancient depiction of Karl

The Prophets and Ranks of Orthodox Shirleyism
First Swami -
Vladovaskia,
for distributing and leading the initial Word of Shirleyism into the Temple it is today

Second Swami -
Orveleca,
for merging the Beddauran Shirleyist Church into Orthodox Shirleyism and forever suffering the consequences of doing it for the lulz

Third Swami -
Baxten,
for denouncing other religions in the name of Shirley and spreading the Word



Prophet -
The Silver Bloods,
for allowing the existence and continuation of Shirleyist rule as Lord-Chancellor



Mistaken Prophet -
United American Lands,
for bringing about the Earthly mistake which led to Shirley's relevance and establishment



Crickets (Followers of Orthodox Shirleyism)

Read factbook

It's an older faith, but it checks out.

The Holiday Lords of Cinder of Kalaron

In time, I plan to make an actual page for all the anomalies, mysteries, and legends of the Zone, however for now it takes up space at the bottom of the JEZ page. So far, all but the Mountain's Eyes currently have something in there, though only the Burning Forge is fully written, I'll add details to the others (which are currently more synopsis and peek than anything :P) as I have time owo.

Despite the Zone being a relatively old feature of the world, the land contained therein has become largely unknown to the global population. However, for years the brave and the foolish have volunteered to risk everything to map it. Where radiation, anomalies, and other unsolved errata occur, they are logged here, across all nations.

The Burning Forge: Formerly known as the Zlatan Steel Works, this facility was lost to the Ice only days after it's original spread. Initially protected by the thick walls and massive heat of the liquid steel. For a period of approximately one month, the workers of the plant were able to survive off of survival rations left in the emergency bunker of the facility as they waited for an extraction. However, the remoteness of the facility, combined with the inherent issues of operating the -then unmodified- Helicopters over the spreading ice meant that a rescue was not forthcoming. However, supplies were able to be dropped via a a cargo aircraft. Unfortunately, only days afterwards the situation began to deteriorate. The vats of metal that had maintained their heat had begun to react in an anomalous manner, with the metal rising out of their containers in perfectly formed molten spheres. Further, the temperature fall at the plant began to reverse.

The workers hoped to leverage this to enable them to leave the facility, waiting until the heat had freed the rail lines so as to enter the nearby Ristalian Transit Tunnels. Their attempt to maneuver one of these orbs, however, unleashed doom. By disturbing the apparently geometric nature of their "orbits", a chain reaction occurred as several orbs collided together, forming the lingering Molten Sun anomaly at the core of the ruined facility. A number of the other orbs meanwhile escaped the building by flash-vaporizing holes in the restraining wall. The workers were forced to flee without proper preparations. It is suspected that they did not make it to their objective.

Though subsequent exploration crews were unable to determine the location of the other Molten Orbs, it is known that the Molten Sun remains securely fixed in location. By this point, the temperature at the plant has risen to over two hundred degrees Fahrenheit at the farthest point of influence, rapidly rising to more than two thousand as one closes with the Orb. Thermal Scanning was unable to gauge the temperature of the Orb itself, however, for reasons as yet unknown. These crews, using a specially loaded Train, were able to bring a number of important readings back, however. Their use of X-Ray spectroscopy, for instance, revealed that the metal making up the Orb is no longer conventional steel, but rather an as yet unnamed alloy, possibly created by the inclusion of microscopic amounts of the anomalous ice in vapor form.

A mountain so named for it's 77 anomalies that line the hill. Also home to a Weather Research Station of some fame from before the Incident. Conspiracy Theorists link the number of anomalies with the number of attendants who once worked there.

A repository of military wares made in preparation for the war, the Kalaronian Authorities are intent on reclaiming this location despite the incredible danger that has built up there over the years.

A basilica so named for Saint Gertrude, the prayers of whom were said to free a thousand souls from purgatory with each utterance. The town used to be a center of devout thought and pure living, but in the modern day it's basilicas are as full of the living dead just as they're full of the living. These living dead do not harm others, or even go through their unlife with particular zeal, instead seeming to only go through the daily motions with a questionable intelligence. Though the town was horrified initially by their spread, they have come to embrace them as a sign that Heaven will soon come to Earth. After all, why else would Gertrude's prayers only now bring the Dead from purgatory to the Earth?

First discovered by the Explorer Wilhelm Rourke, the Whirlwind is an engine of perpetual motion, continually powered seemingly the Ice it passes over. The track of this Whirlwind can be surprisingly easy to predict, though it has forced several settlements to operate exclsuively out of sheltered areas like City Metros or nearby Warrens. Rourke would later attempt to dissipate it through the use of repeated explosives, though in the end it only caused the Whirlwind to instead tear apart his encampment. Rourke did not escape.

A pseudo-historical military program, supposedly invented by conspiracy theorists looking for ways to explain the rapid spread of the Ice. The program, according to those claiming knowledge of it, took place in a Mountain Bunker deep beneath the Sargennean Peak on Kalaron's Eastern border. Not just highly radioactive, the dangers there are supposedly emblematic of it's role in the disaster. All manner of creatures, anomalies, and psychomimetic hazards live within the halls of the bunker, guarding whatever prize awaits the truly intrepid (or suicidal, whatever comes first).

The Prime Ministorial Herd of Sheepiania

Hello friends!

PM elect of the LDA Sheeps just dropping by to say hello and see how everything is going. I hope all is going well and look forward to any and all interaction between our regions during my tenure.

Best,
Sheeps

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