The Kingdom of Lemontea is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Sophia Langley with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.318 billion Lemonteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonade. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemontean economy, worth a remarkable 1,978 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 270,294 Lemons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stocks go up when the internet says so, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, saying "don't do anything that Sophia Langley wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and rumour has it Sophia Langley needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lemontea's national animal is the Lemon Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lemontea is ranked 90,416^th in the world and 5,068^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,045.77 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.