The God of Lemonadians is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by God with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.153 billion Lemonadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemon Town. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving lemonadian economy, worth 472 trillion Lemons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,787 Lemons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemonadians's national animal is the Lemon-man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lemonadians is ranked 65,658^th in the world and 734^th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 16,329.02 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.