The Grand Duchy of Leixum is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 28.632 billion Leixumians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leixum City. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leixumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,732 trillion Ings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,346 Ings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cops in Leixum City spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, one of the most popular models in Leixum has a scarred face and one working eye, and class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leixum's national animal is the Whippet, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Leixum is ranked 2,262^nd in the world and 90^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 140.24 law-abiding acts per hour.