The Republic of Legonica is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.623 billion Legonicans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Legonican economy, worth a remarkable 9,270 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 409,761 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legonican scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, a little love goes a long way claim Legonican news, life is somewhat repetitive, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime is totally unknown. Legonica's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Legonica is ranked 330^th in the world and 15^th in the Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,444.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.