The Kingdom of Le Fontaine is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 972 million Fontainians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cour de Fontaine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The Fontainian economy, worth 43.1 trillion Moras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,329 Moras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 130,646 per year while the poor average 11,836, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, Le Fontaine has designated Cour de Fontaine as its capital city, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, and the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Fontaine's national animal is the Seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Le Fontaine is ranked 38,351^st in the world and 2^nd in Teyvat for Safest, scoring 106.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.