The Republic of Lasagao is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning bison population. The hard-working population of 4.394 billion Lasagaoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.8%.

The Lasagaoan economy, worth 160 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 36,580 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lasagao's national animal is the bison.

Lasagao is ranked 205,786^th in the world and 5^th in MentosLand for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.