The Ezelkin League of Land of Changing Flags is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Minister of Indecision Ian Spots with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, restrictive gun laws, and clockwork self-driving vehicles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.043 billion Changlings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varibleville. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flagsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,900 trillion Gummy Bears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,815 Gummy Bears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, the new one Gummy Bear coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and the ban on cars has been repealed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Land of Changing Flags's national animal is the Goat of Many Colors, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Blue Oyster Cult.

Land of Changing Flags is ranked 109,870^th in the world and 220^th in junk for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.