The Republic of Lancelot Dark Knight of the Underworld is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.09 billion Lancelot Dark Knight of the Underworldians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lancelot Dark Knight of the Underworldian economy, worth 463 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,367 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, workers have seized control of the economy, and Lancelot Dark Knight Of The Underworldian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lancelot Dark Knight of the Underworld's national animal is the Kuriboh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lancelot Dark Knight of the Underworld is ranked 176,278^th in the world and 4,222^nd in Suspicious for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 810.44 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.