The Commonwealth of Lamozak is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 837 million Lamozakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The strong Lamozakian economy, worth 53.3 trillion Brights a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 63,632 Brights, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, military spending recently hit a new high, and black tea is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Lamozak's national animal is the Geryon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lamozak is ranked 143,324^th in the world and 1^st in Kazomal for Safest, scoring 65.03 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.