The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 48.03 billion Lamonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 14,022 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 291,959 Rushanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, organ donation is compulsory, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 157,205^th in the world and 45^th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Black Market, with 989 billion Standard Monetary Units.