The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a behemoth, orderly nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 51.735 billion Lamonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 15,349 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 296,685 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

There's no representation without taxation, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 14,067^th in the world and 14^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,281.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.