The Naval State of Labeo is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.186 billion Labeoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 56.2%.

The all-consuming Labeoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion klinos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,520 klinos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and students do more community service than homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Labeo's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Labeo is ranked 41,569^th in the world and 37^th in Suspicious for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,187.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.